i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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