i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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