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• (303): View more from Colorado

  well if you came here i would keep you awake :*

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  did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?

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  I hate you

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?

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• (516): View more from New York

  History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.

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• (949): View more from California

  did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?

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  Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?

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  Maybe for her....

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  Her problem, not mine

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• (530): View more from California

  It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.

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