Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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