Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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