Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just invented taco cereal.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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