why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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