In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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