there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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