i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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