yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
