please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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