my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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