It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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