He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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