The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Randomize
