are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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