woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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