i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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