are you so shy because you have an std?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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