Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Randomize
