I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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