im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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