I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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