You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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