did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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