I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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