there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Alive.
So much puke
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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