is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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