So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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