I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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