so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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