Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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