To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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