Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the day after is always just damage control
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
third nipple confirmed
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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