Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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