I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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