No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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