I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You did what with his pubic hair?
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