Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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