week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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