quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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