Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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