i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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