Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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