: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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