Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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