i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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