Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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