Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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