She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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