Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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