someone threw a dead crab at me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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