Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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