Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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