obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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