We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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