drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish I only lived at night.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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