But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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